Pana’s Famous lines that I hate
These are the usual lines/phrases that panas use…. Not just certain type of them but all of them…whether rich or not so rich, good-looking or not-so-good looking, educated or not… trust me, they all have a common denominator when in terms of speaking. I’m not making fun of them or anything. I just think that specific lines heard everyday, morning to evening, from same kind of people at different places is so innerving. I’m not being mean… and all pinoy…I’m now generalizing. All pinoy who work with them wouldn’t protest but 100% agree with me about this…and I would write about it and put thoughts on it if they didn’t get into my nerves!
“tell me”
When you need something from them or you call them they usually say this as a replacement to “what is it?” example: “do you need something? Tell me”. I particularly hate this when I’m talking to a customer representative on the phone… for instance I’ll say “I need some information about this blah blah… the person on the other line will go “Okay, tell me” and I’m telling you they always use that in line and it kills me! It’s so inappropriate.
“you do one thing”
They use this line when they are instructing, telling procedure, or asking a favor. My goodness, every time someone tells me this I want to instantly shout “no!” haha. For example, in the office, when I’m asking them how something should be done, their sentence will always begin with “you do one thing… blah blah”… they use this even if the want you to do 100 things… on hen they are asking a favor. Instead of asking “can I ask you a favor” … they will say “you do one thing blah…blah”… Talk about etiquette!
“same-same”/ “different-different”/”separate-separate”
Literal translations: pare-pareho, iba-iba, hiwalay-hiwalay. These aren’t really that annoying. I find it funny at times actually…but what I hate about it is I (we) have to use them too for pana to just understand us. Example you want certain things to separated, they won’t get it if you go “separate this from this”, you have to say “you make separate-separate” … Goodness!
“what to do”
I have to admit, I often say this as well…but only when I’m talking to them. What I really hate about this is when I’m trying to resolve an issue or figure out a solution to something, if they don’t have an answer or suggestion they just go and ask me “what to do?” … in a there-is-nothing-to-be-done tone… they use it as sign of resignation. It just totally annoys me! I say many things then they just blurt out “what to do?”… argh!
“hello”
This, I find very rude of all. In the normal world it is used for expressing greeting; or it can also be used for expressing surprise. But in here, they use hello to catch someone’s attention. They use this as a substitute for “excuse me”. Pana do this at the office, in the grocery, on streets, on public buses, or in any place that you bump into them…It’s their version of pinoy’s “pssstt” and “hoy” (which I also find impolite, not mention annoying, by the way). When someone tries to get my attention with “hello”…even if s/he says it a million times, I never look at that person’s direction (not until s/he call me properly). It’s either I pretend to be busy or just simply pretend that I can’t hear anything. If s/he says “excuse me” or address me by my name, that’s when I sarcastically grin and ask the person what s/he wants. Snotty, eh?! hehe
“how are you”
My personal favorite… Every time someone says (yes “says” not “asks”) this to me I want to kill myself immediately! Haha… I’m just kidding! As I written, “says”… they ask you this not because they’re concerned and want to know how you are doing, but because they have nothing else to say and just using it as greeting, an expression, a filler for silence. Whether on a phone or personal conversation they use this… Generally speaking, it is considered as a polite gesture …but for them (borabs do this too), it’s just a mere expression. The least they can do is let the person answer back. They say “hi, how are you? blah..blah…” without any pause… haha. It really sounds like they just saying it for the sake of saying it. It really…badly gets to me! Especially on the phone, when I’m not in a good mood then people call me then say this… in my mind I’m like ‘will you just cut the crap! And just go straight to the point!’… As if they really care! I hate it! They casually say it as “hi” or “hello”! I don’t mind being asked how I’m doing, but I do mind being asked every minute and second of my everyday life by people who don’t give a daRn about me! Can you imagine how annoying it is to hear this from every call you get and people you see?